Normally I don't care when I get tagged but uh... I'll make an exception because it's late and I feel oh so groovy. I won't be tagging anyone either.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.



1. Your name?
Ash

That gay ass prick from pokemon.

Yeah, i got a pokemon!
(Pikachu does the peace sign)



2. Your age?
Nineteen

Follows eighteen on the number line, comes before twenty.

One of the most useless ages ever. Nothing good happens when you're nineteen.


Kid: Hey, what's that number after eighteen?
Parent: Nineteen. Then after nineteen is twenty.

Friend: Dude! You're nineteen now!
Birthday Boy: Yeah. But what's exciting about that? You can't do anything when you're nineteen or twenty. So I have nothing to look forward to next year.



3.One of your friends?
Dean

Used to describe someone really cool or high up on a social chain. These people are very powerful so must be respected.

That kid over there is so a Dean, all sexy and cool.
I want to get somewhere in life, where is Dean?
"you are sooo Dean, you rock!"



4. What should you be doing?
Homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

my satan teacher gave me crap



5.Favourite color?
Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!



6.Your birthplace?
Birthtown wasn't defined so... "Nova Scotia" is the province.

Greatest & most beautiful province in Canada. No people, we all had to go to Boston to find work, but the most breath-taking scenery in the world. Too bad we're continually screwed over by a**hole politicians in Ottawa, and powerful interests in western Canada who sh*t on us. Nova Scotia (and NB & PEI) are even more isolated from the rest of Canada by those crying limp-wristed pussy frogs in Queerbec who won't stop whining, so pretty soon we'll have to join the U.S. and become the 7th New England state. They do more for us than the rest of Canada anyway. Hell, we're already part of Red Sox Nation. We'll NEVER be fans of the Blow-Jays or the not so dearly departed Expos. Nova Scotia rocks, the rest of Canada can kiss our asses.

How can you tell the difference between someone from Nova Scotia and someone from Quebec?

The person from NS will wave and say "Hello". The person from Quebec will flip you off and say something rude in french, but then run away in terror like the pussies they are if you confront them.



7.Month of your birth?
December

The month in which the hottest women are born.

That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.



8.Last person you talked to?
Jake

the police.

we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over.



9.One of your nicknames?
Dova

an absolute fucking champion.

If you have a Dova, you're lucky.